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‘All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.’ Indian Proverb.

Last weekend, while transferring a packet of bird seed from its rather flimsy plastic pack into a more manageable kitchen container, I also managed to pour a significant amount of the seed onto the kitchen bench . . . and then, in a (futile) attempt to stem the flow, threw a good deal more of it onto the floor.  ‘Rats!’ (or words to that effect.)   As I began the (seemingly endless) task of cleaning it all up (I am still finding odd seeds around the place nearly a week later) I was also forced to notice how many different varieties of seeds there were just in that one small packet . . .

Anyone who knows me knows that I am not a great gardener.  I know what works in my own garden (succulents) and I have a lot of them, but I still don’t know what any of the different varieties are called.  I tend to refer to them simply as the ‘spiky one’ or the ‘furry one’ or ‘the triffid’ . . . and I am okay with that.  I don’t feel the need to learn all their scientific names.  But while pottering around my garden earlier this week (and after the seed explosion in my kitchen) it occurred to me that I had never seen a succulent seed.  At least I don’t think I have.  I have always purchased succulents as whole plants and propagated them (look at me—using a gardening term!) by using the babies they throw out.

So I had a look on-line to see what succulent seeds looks like and . . . well, they pretty much look like a lot of other seeds . . . which is fascinating in itself considering the variety of plants these small insignificant-looking things grow in to.

Then I started to wonder just exactly how many varieties of plants (and therefore seeds) there are in the worldand the answer, my friends (without being too precise) isLOTS!!  Lots and lots and lots.  And, I am happy to say, I also discovered there are plenty of people out there working very hard to see that this remains the case.

It seems there are a number of seed banks around the world dedicated to the storage and preservation of the world’s seeds.  The largest of these is the Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway.  This vault (also labelled the ‘doomsday vault’) holds upwards of 850,000 seeds from thousands of varieties of plants, all stored at a constant temperature of -18 degrees Celsius.  The ‘disaster proof’ vault was deliberately built in its remote location, high up a mountain, ‘to survive rising sea levels, power outages and other calamaties that could affect the seeds’ (The Crop Trust)  and almost every country has deposited seeds there.

(Unfortunately, this year this seemingly impregnable vault appeared more fallible than originally thought. Extraordinarily warm temperatures during the winter (no such thing as global warming huh?) sent meltwater rushing into the entrance tunnel.  The water then froze within that tunnel and had to be manually hacked out. Luckily, the seed vault itself was not breached and the seeds remained safe. This time.)

I wonder if there are any succulent seeds being held in Svalbard?  I know this vault and others like it are primarily concerned with preserving those seeds which might keep the world fed (corn, wheat, rice, vegetables, etc) should something cataclysmic befall us rather than the tiny treasures from our own little patches of dirt, but I’d like to think they still had room for a few tiny succulent seeds to be safely tucked away.  And daisiesI like daisies.  And roses.  And geraniums . . . and love-in-a-mist . . . and bird-of-paradise . . .

But, just in case no-one in Svalbard has given much thought to preserving these particular lovelies, I guess there is nothing to stop any of us from creating our own personal seed vaults and filling them full of our particular favourites is there?  Perhaps people are already doing that, and I (as usual) am way behind the times.   At any rate I am thinking about it now.  I seem suddenly overcome with an urge to go outside and search for succulent seeds!

And here’s a thought.  I could also add a few of those random seeds I am still finding around my kitchen floor.  I have no idea what any of those seeds are but that could be part of the fun.  Who knows what manner of gorgeousness any of those tiny things might one day produce . . .

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

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‘I was just sittin’ here enjoyin’ the company. Plants got a lot to say, if you take the time to listen.’ Eeyore.

garden-clip-art-855110Yesterday, as we were coming back from our afternoon walk, I noticed one of my neighbours pottering around his front garden.  He seemed to be chatting happily away to someone out of my line of sight.  As I got closer I realised there was actually no-one else around.  Perhaps he was talking to a cat hiding in the bushes?  Or perhaps he had seen me first and just assumed I could hear him from where I was?

I called out, “Oh hi.  I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there.  Were you talking to me?”  He jumped, visibly.  So . . . not talking to me then.

“Afternoon, love.  Didn’t see you there.  Just out giving the rose bushes a good talking too.  They just haven’t been trying lately, you know?  Needed a bit of a pep talk.”

Ooookaaay . . . .   “Well, that’s good then.  I hope you pull them all into line.”  I smiled, waved, and continued on down the street, and as I went I heard him resume his animated conversation with his errant roses.

By the time I reached my poor-excuse for a front garden I was already wondering when, if at all, I had ever given any of my plants ‘a good talking to’.

I myself have a ‘potted’ garden of succulents (which are, happily, extremely hard to kill) and that is enough for me.  I am very happy just to tend to my pots.  triffidI water them when they need it, pull off any dead bits, and stand them upright again if they topple over—and that’s about it.  If one of my plants puts one hairy root out of that lovingly-cared-for-pot, it’s on its own. I’m done. Once a plant makes a break for freedom into the wild ‘beyond’, I have no time for it. Now that may sound harsh, but I just don’t really trust plants at all when they start to get out and about on their own. They tend to get all a bit uppity and either turn into some huge monstrous triffid, or spread themselves liberally all about the place and get into all sorts of nooks and crannies and spots where they just aren’t welcome.

In spite of the fact that I seem to have missed out on the ‘gardening gene’, I do realise that some other people have a deep-seated, almost visceral need to get out and wallow in their gardens.  And I get that.  I really do.  I like gardens.  Other people’s gardens.  I am always very happy to sit in someone’s gorgeous garden (preferably with some lovely nibblies and glass of wine in hand) and admire their geraniums—puppy_digging_a_hole_lg_clrjust don’t ask me to help dig, prune, hoe, rake, or mulch along with you (or shout at me about the massive crater my new puppy just dug while we weren’t looking.  She really didn’t mean to dig up that gorgeous purple thing you had just managed to get established—she thought she was ‘helping’ . . . and besides, what is a garden without a couple of doggie-pot holes anyway . . . )  

And now I wonder—how many of those people who tend their gardens so passionately, also go outside and have animated conversations and ‘pep talks’ with their begonias (and do they actually listen to see if the plants answer back?)

talking_to_plantsPeople talking to their plants is not a new thing of course.  Prince Charles was widely derided after a 1986 interview where he famously said it was “very important” to talk to plants and that they “respond” when spoken to.  People aren’t laughing so much now though and it seems that ‘plant whispering’ is all the rage.  I wonder though if anyone asked P.C. after that interview— ‘What does one actually say to one’s plants?’

I assume there are rules?  Things you should and should not say to your plants?  I mean, you would presumably want to stay positive, wouldn’t you?  You know, talk about how the weather is lovely for this time of year, or that you are going out to buy them some whiz-bang new fertilizer you just came across for them to try, or ‘Perhaps you might like to be moved from here to under that lovely sunny spot over, there?’

Bee...dying(Unless of course you are sneakily using reverse psychology and surreptitiously trying to kill off everything in the rockery to make room for a new garden shed.  Then you could probably fill them in on the possible global extinction of honeybees and the devastating effect that might have on all plant life on earth.  I should think that would be enough to send even the hardiest of plants into serious decline.)

eeyore-1It does make you wonder though.  If plants can indeed hear and respond to our voices, how might it be if we could hear and respond to theirs?  What would they tell us if they could?

Maybe Eeyore has the right idea.  Maybe we should do more listening, and less talking . . .

 
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Posted by on January 30, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

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